Since the block-scheduled, vending machine days of Carmel High School, I have, regrettably, though not fool-heartedly, been in and out of the U.S. federal prison system. While most of my offenses have been for the civic-minded and thankless tax evaders (defined in courts of law as "impersonating Tony Danza"), others have been less sundry, though earning me the name "inside"- Brown and Serve. I am expecting my second illegitimate son in Berlin this autumn. I enjoy consuming fossil fuels and chatting with gang members online.